bOys wiLL aLwAyS bE bOyS aNd giRLs wiLL aLwAyS aDorE bOyS.. =p

The problem with men and women is..
what the heck??!! That's not the problem.
The problem is I need to post a comment in this issue..
Peace Sir!! hahah.. Wrinkles don't fit your flawless face!!..
To finish this blog I need to start it so buckle up!! It's going to be a bumpy ride!!

Engines on..

For starters, a definition of terms.
1.)Man - A man is a male human. The term man (irregular plural: men) is usually used for an adult, with the term boy being the usual term for a male child or adolescent (sometimes also applied to childish adult men). However, the term is also used for a human regardless of age or sex, sometimes even extended to more primitive humanoids than the present species Homo sapiens, as in apeman.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man
2.)Woman - A woman is a female human. The term woman (irregular plural: women) usually is used for an adult, with the term girl being the usual term for a female child or adolescent. However, the term woman is also sometimes used to identify a female human, regardless of age, as in phrases such as "Women's rights".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman
3.)Problems - A problem is an obstacle which makes it difficult to achieve a desired goal, objective or purpose. It refers to a situation, condition, or issue that is yet unresolved. In a broad sense, a problem exists when an individual becomes aware of a significant difference between what actually is and what is desired. Every problem requires an answer or solution.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Problems

Well, that did buy me characters!! hahah.. If I'm not mistaken that's already about 274 words.. I'm halfway there.. hahah.. I know, I'm a genius!! heheh.. I' m not a psychologist and I admit i'm not an expert in this field.. I guess I'll just have to give my best shot in this.. You may disagree with my comments but that's my own opinion. It may seem immature. Well, I still have my mom's milk in my lips!!(Hey!! not literally!! quit laughin!! hmmpf!!)

The problem with women is that:

1.)They have the tendency to be MANIPULATIVE.. Come on gurl!! We are captains of our own ships!! Mind your own ship!! heheh.. Don't you think the men should take the driver's seat? Women serves best as navigators!! The girls like to have the boys in the palm of their hands. Of course, men tries their best to act as gentlemen and do what a girl asks but don't abuse the scenario gurl!! Men aren't chess pieces!!
2.)Gurls sometimes are IMPULSIVE. They act on their impulse and instincts. When they are afraid; they shout. When they are happy; they laugh out loud. Heheh.. Get a grip!! You are not the only person in the globe.. Be sensitive with your actions it may turn out offensive to other people.
3.)Hate to admit it but they are sometimes ANNOYING. Peace gals!! I'm not jumping into conclusions. I know not all of you are annoying.. Why do i find them annoying? Because girls sometimes want to be the center of the attention. That sometimes annoy me. "Hey! Do I look fine in these pair of jeans?" See?! Why ask me? Look at yourself at the mirror and answer your own question.
4.)Gurls live in a WORLD OF FANTASY.. They believe in knights in shining armors and damsels in distress. They also believe in wicked witches and prince charming.. For God's sake! We live in the 21st century!! Why are you still stuck in the imperial ages? Why do you always dream that someday my handsome, charming and cute prince will fetch me out of this futile life?? Reality Check.. I'm the only living person handsome, cute and charming enough to be a prince.. heheh.. Living in this world makes gurls expect so much from boys. And thats a big No-No!!
5.)Gurls are so damn SENSITIVE!! They react with almost every word that comes out from my mouth. Words from my mouth are often times senseless.. Thats why they often get hurt.. They take jokes seriously. So it's no wonder how many arguments I encounter with girls in a day.. hahays.. They act as if I'm such a bastard..
6.)Very much SECRETIVE.. They enclose themselves with layers of boxes and cages with padlocks.. They want to build a wall around their secrets. Wrap themselves with cloth.. I just don't understand the logic within these stuffs.. Revealing your secret will not make you less a human.. It's nice to share things with your friends and get to laugh with them.. Tsk3x..
7.)Women are the new species of leopards.. They BACKBITE people!! That so eww.. heheh.. We all know that we can't please everyone because each of us has flaws(that's what makes as humans..).. Spreading those mistakes, those flaws, is never a good idea.. If you find something unusual or bad from another person, keep it to yourself.. Backbiting causes misunderstandings and that misunderstanding results to chaos..
8.)A little less talk, a little more “LISTEN TO ME!!!”.. Women are born naggers.. They are walking megaphones!! They nag at almost everything they see.. They have this tendency to talk, talk and talk again.. They never listen and that's annoying!!!.. It pisses me off!!..
9.)CRY BABIES!!.. They cry easily.. That's not a problem though.. I like girls who cry.. Especially on my shoulders!!! hahah
10.)VANITY!! Women are very vain people.. They want to take every piece of dirt that runs through their veins.. They take a bath for at least thirty minutes.. What kind of dirt do they collect in a day?? Why does it have to take that long??!

The problem with boys is that..
They are simply IRRESISTABLE!!! It's not our fault we were born this way!! hahah.. Just kidding!!

The real problem with men is..

They can't resist WOMEN!! That's their problem!! No matter how much they talk badly about women, they still end up adoring them.. Men are just foolish beings.. heheh