The problem with men and women is..
what the heck??!! That's not the problem.
The problem is I need to post a comment in this issue..
Peace Sir!! hahah.. Wrinkles don't fit your flawless face!!..
To finish this blog I need to start it so buckle up!! It's going to be a bumpy ride!!
Engines on..
For starters, a definition of terms.
1.)Man - A man is a male human. The term man (irregular plural: men) is usually used for an adult, with the term boy being the usual term for a male child or adolescent (sometimes also applied to childish adult men). However, the term is also used for a human regardless of age or sex, sometimes even extended to more primitive humanoids than the present species Homo sapiens, as in apeman.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man
2.)Woman - A woman is a female human. The term woman (irregular plural: women) usually is used for an adult, with the term girl being the usual term for a female child or adolescent. However, the term woman is also sometimes used to identify a female human, regardless of age, as in phrases such as "Women's rights".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman
3.)Problems - A problem is an obstacle which makes it difficult to achieve a desired goal, objective or purpose. It refers to a situation, condition, or issue that is yet unresolved. In a broad sense, a problem exists when an individual becomes aware of a significant difference between what actually is and what is desired. Every problem requires an answer or solution.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Problems
Well, that did buy me characters!! hahah.. If I'm not mistaken that's already about 274 words.. I'm halfway there.. hahah.. I know, I'm a genius!! heheh.. I' m not a psychologist and I admit i'm not an expert in this field.. I guess I'll just have to give my best shot in this.. You may disagree with my comments but that's my own opinion. It may seem immature. Well, I still have my mom's milk in my lips!!(Hey!! not literally!! quit laughin!! hmmpf!!)
The problem with women is that:
1.)They have the tendency to be MANIPULATIVE.. Come on gurl!! We are captains of our own ships!! Mind your own ship!! heheh.. Don't you think the men should take the driver's seat? Women serves best as navigators!! The girls like to have the boys in the palm of their hands. Of course, men tries their best to act as gentlemen and do what a girl asks but don't abuse the scenario gurl!! Men aren't chess pieces!!
2.)Gurls sometimes are IMPULSIVE. They act on their impulse and instincts. When they are afraid; they shout. When they are happy; they laugh out loud. Heheh.. Get a grip!! You are not the only person in the globe.. Be sensitive with your actions it may turn out offensive to other people.
3.)Hate to admit it but they are sometimes ANNOYING. Peace gals!! I'm not jumping into conclusions. I know not all of you are annoying.. Why do i find them annoying? Because girls sometimes want to be the center of the attention. That sometimes annoy me. "Hey! Do I look fine in these pair of jeans?" See?! Why ask me? Look at yourself at the mirror and answer your own question.
4.)Gurls live in a WORLD OF FANTASY.. They believe in knights in shining armors and damsels in distress. They also believe in wicked witches and prince charming.. For God's sake! We live in the 21st century!! Why are you still stuck in the imperial ages? Why do you always dream that someday my handsome, charming and cute prince will fetch me out of this futile life?? Reality Check.. I'm the only living person handsome, cute and charming enough to be a prince.. heheh.. Living in this world makes gurls expect so much from boys. And thats a big No-No!!
5.)Gurls are so damn SENSITIVE!! They react with almost every word that comes out from my mouth. Words from my mouth are often times senseless.. Thats why they often get hurt.. They take jokes seriously. So it's no wonder how many arguments I encounter with girls in a day.. hahays.. They act as if I'm such a bastard..
6.)Very much SECRETIVE.. They enclose themselves with layers of boxes and cages with padlocks.. They want to build a wall around their secrets. Wrap themselves with cloth.. I just don't understand the logic within these stuffs.. Revealing your secret will not make you less a human.. It's nice to share things with your friends and get to laugh with them.. Tsk3x..
7.)Women are the new species of leopards.. They BACKBITE people!! That so eww.. heheh.. We all know that we can't please everyone because each of us has flaws(that's what makes as humans..).. Spreading those mistakes, those flaws, is never a good idea.. If you find something unusual or bad from another person, keep it to yourself.. Backbiting causes misunderstandings and that misunderstanding results to chaos..
8.)A little less talk, a little more “LISTEN TO ME!!!”.. Women are born naggers.. They are walking megaphones!! They nag at almost everything they see.. They have this tendency to talk, talk and talk again.. They never listen and that's annoying!!!.. It pisses me off!!..
9.)CRY BABIES!!.. They cry easily.. That's not a problem though.. I like girls who cry.. Especially on my shoulders!!! hahah
10.)VANITY!! Women are very vain people.. They want to take every piece of dirt that runs through their veins.. They take a bath for at least thirty minutes.. What kind of dirt do they collect in a day?? Why does it have to take that long??!
The problem with boys is that..
They are simply IRRESISTABLE!!! It's not our fault we were born this way!! hahah.. Just kidding!!
The real problem with men is..
They can't resist WOMEN!! That's their problem!! No matter how much they talk badly about women, they still end up adoring them.. Men are just foolish beings.. heheh
1/24/07
wHaT a bEauTiFuL wEdDiNg!!
"What a beautiful wedding!", "What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. "And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."
I'd chime in with a "Haven't people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...
..!$*eNgKK*$!..
Sorry to cut the momentum but this ain't www. lyrics.com. Hate to break it to you but I'm not finishing the lyrics because i need to finish my blog. But if your really interested with the lyrics though, you can freely visit http://www.lyricsmine.com/lyrics/36660/Panic!_At_The_Disco/I_Write_Sins_Not_Tragedies. If you want to listen to this song(I write sins not tragedies by Panic! at the Disco) you can listen to it at www.youtube.com.
So.. Where were we??!! Ohh, were we talking about "The beautiful wedding?!"heheh. Back to where I was driving at. This wedding was my sister's. I really(300x) enjoyed it!.. I'll tell you the whole story but first let me rewind the video tape to help me remember. heheh
The day after my kuya(my sister's husband) proposed, the whole family was pretty excited. This is the wedding of the century(better than Claudine Barreto's hahah). Let me stress out the fact that my sister will be the first to marry in our generation. This fact made the entire Metoda clan dance with excitement. All were busy preparing with the wedding. My titas were busy designing and preparing what they would wear in the wedding while my mom was busy with the reception. UPians know that we students of the University of the Philippines experience "pennilessm"(state of being penniless! hahah). My mom can't think of a place spacious enough to occupy 300 heads but would only cost 300 pesos(approximately 1 peso per head! heheh). Good thing the Froilans(Last name of my kuya and his mom was a former vice mayor!) were good in this subject!
After a few twists and turns, both the families decided to hold the reception at the Grand Convention Asian Hall.
Problems now were not as heavy(deleting the problem of the reception).
Next thing on the list: wedding gown(because my sibling happens to be a gurl!). My sister had her gown designed by Wendell Quisido(I hope I did not mispell his name. If I did, a heartfelt apology to you sir!).
All important things were set now. The invitations, the gifts and all the other important stuffs were already made. All we have to do is to wait for the big day(January 22, 2006)
..!$*cOck-a-doOdLe-doO!!!*$!..
Church bells were ringing not the sleigh bells that Santa insists during Christmas. I slept the night before that at the Northwinds Hotel to have an easy access to Saint Therese Church. I was already set at around 9 am. I had my hair gelled(I don't know how to spell this but that actually meant hair applied with Gatsby Gel(wax)), my pants ironed, my barong sprayed with perfume(Bench Velocity!! heheh) and my Chucks(Converse Chuck Taylor High-Cut shoes) worn when my mom scolded me for wearing them(unfortunately i had to wear leather shoes! huhuh..).
I arrived at the church and did what we rehearsed. I escorted my sister(my other sister to be specific! not the one to be married you idiot!) because she was the bridesmaid and I happened to be groomsman(a very unlikely fact!!). The ceremony went well. Can we skip the ceremony and go directly to the reception??!! I'm kinda hungry..
..$*Fast-forwarding the video tape to the part of the reception!!*$!..
OK!! All is set and ready to go.. The reception was just like any social gathering. The "usual soup first main dish later scheme" and the "do not speak with your mouth full reminders" were still followed. I hate having to be formal. Every little cell in body resists it. If not for my mom's eyes having to follow me throughout the reception, I could have torn my barong into two.
We had three gatherings for the wedding:
1.) at the GrandCon(the one I mentioned a while ago) for everyone invited
2.)at Deca Homes Subd.(our house at Lapu2x) for the relatives of my ate(my relatives too)
3.)at Pardo(my kuya's house) for the relatives of my kuya(whom I don't know)
Our next hang-out was at Deca. I have my cousins all over the house! I could not hide the grin on my face. It was such a gathering! I got to see my long-lost cousins! heheh.. Artsron was there too. We had a great time! My cousins, Artsron and i went to the internet cafe to do some male bonding(Mind you! We did not view pornographic sites! Did that sound defensive??!! heheh). We played till the sun grew tired of shining and the moon had to do the next shift. We arrived at around 7 pm but the house was still full of drunk people dancing to the tune of songs so old I didn't even knew they existed!!! The party stopped at around 11 pm and we had to deliver the stunned chipmunks(my drunk titos) home because we knew if they try to get home with their own they might venture to their favorite hang-out places(KTV bars; ex. Infinity, Black Hole, etc.. heheh). After doing the task of returning the endangered species, Artsron and I went to Surf and Play 2 to finish our blog.. Unfortunately, I forgot my username and the email address i used(because i currently have 10 email-adds and only 5 of them I can remember). So, instead of doing the blog we had our computer class(the term senior boys use to refer to playing counter-strike). We ended the class at around 2 am. I woke up at 5am the next day. Using what i learned from Calculus,... 5 minus 2 equals 3!! 3 hours of sleep!!! Imagine taking a test with just 3 hours of sleep!!!.. Sony Video Player
..!$*oOpPsS!!!*$!..
The film just stopped! Well, I guessed that was all that happened. Got to end this here guys! See you at my wedding!! That will be soon!! Sooner than you'll ever expect!! heheh
"What a beautiful wedding!", "What a beautiful wedding!"
-Panic! At The Disco
I'd chime in with a "Haven't people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...
..!$*eNgKK*$!..
Sorry to cut the momentum but this ain't www. lyrics.com. Hate to break it to you but I'm not finishing the lyrics because i need to finish my blog. But if your really interested with the lyrics though, you can freely visit http://www.lyricsmine.com/lyrics/36660/Panic!_At_The_Disco/I_Write_Sins_Not_Tragedies. If you want to listen to this song(I write sins not tragedies by Panic! at the Disco) you can listen to it at www.youtube.com.
So.. Where were we??!! Ohh, were we talking about "The beautiful wedding?!"heheh. Back to where I was driving at. This wedding was my sister's. I really(300x) enjoyed it!.. I'll tell you the whole story but first let me rewind the video tape to help me remember. heheh
The day after my kuya(my sister's husband) proposed, the whole family was pretty excited. This is the wedding of the century(better than Claudine Barreto's hahah). Let me stress out the fact that my sister will be the first to marry in our generation. This fact made the entire Metoda clan dance with excitement. All were busy preparing with the wedding. My titas were busy designing and preparing what they would wear in the wedding while my mom was busy with the reception. UPians know that we students of the University of the Philippines experience "pennilessm"(state of being penniless! hahah). My mom can't think of a place spacious enough to occupy 300 heads but would only cost 300 pesos(approximately 1 peso per head! heheh). Good thing the Froilans(Last name of my kuya and his mom was a former vice mayor!) were good in this subject!
After a few twists and turns, both the families decided to hold the reception at the Grand Convention Asian Hall.
Problems now were not as heavy(deleting the problem of the reception).
Next thing on the list: wedding gown(because my sibling happens to be a gurl!). My sister had her gown designed by Wendell Quisido(I hope I did not mispell his name. If I did, a heartfelt apology to you sir!).
All important things were set now. The invitations, the gifts and all the other important stuffs were already made. All we have to do is to wait for the big day(January 22, 2006)
..!$*cOck-a-doOdLe-doO!!!*$!..
Church bells were ringing not the sleigh bells that Santa insists during Christmas. I slept the night before that at the Northwinds Hotel to have an easy access to Saint Therese Church. I was already set at around 9 am. I had my hair gelled(I don't know how to spell this but that actually meant hair applied with Gatsby Gel(wax)), my pants ironed, my barong sprayed with perfume(Bench Velocity!! heheh) and my Chucks(Converse Chuck Taylor High-Cut shoes) worn when my mom scolded me for wearing them(unfortunately i had to wear leather shoes! huhuh..).
I arrived at the church and did what we rehearsed. I escorted my sister(my other sister to be specific! not the one to be married you idiot!) because she was the bridesmaid and I happened to be groomsman(a very unlikely fact!!). The ceremony went well. Can we skip the ceremony and go directly to the reception??!! I'm kinda hungry..
..$*Fast-forwarding the video tape to the part of the reception!!*$!..
OK!! All is set and ready to go.. The reception was just like any social gathering. The "usual soup first main dish later scheme" and the "do not speak with your mouth full reminders" were still followed. I hate having to be formal. Every little cell in body resists it. If not for my mom's eyes having to follow me throughout the reception, I could have torn my barong into two.
We had three gatherings for the wedding:
1.) at the GrandCon(the one I mentioned a while ago) for everyone invited
2.)at Deca Homes Subd.(our house at Lapu2x) for the relatives of my ate(my relatives too)
3.)at Pardo(my kuya's house) for the relatives of my kuya(whom I don't know)
Our next hang-out was at Deca. I have my cousins all over the house! I could not hide the grin on my face. It was such a gathering! I got to see my long-lost cousins! heheh.. Artsron was there too. We had a great time! My cousins, Artsron and i went to the internet cafe to do some male bonding(Mind you! We did not view pornographic sites! Did that sound defensive??!! heheh). We played till the sun grew tired of shining and the moon had to do the next shift. We arrived at around 7 pm but the house was still full of drunk people dancing to the tune of songs so old I didn't even knew they existed!!! The party stopped at around 11 pm and we had to deliver the stunned chipmunks(my drunk titos) home because we knew if they try to get home with their own they might venture to their favorite hang-out places(KTV bars; ex. Infinity, Black Hole, etc.. heheh). After doing the task of returning the endangered species, Artsron and I went to Surf and Play 2 to finish our blog.. Unfortunately, I forgot my username and the email address i used(because i currently have 10 email-adds and only 5 of them I can remember). So, instead of doing the blog we had our computer class(the term senior boys use to refer to playing counter-strike). We ended the class at around 2 am. I woke up at 5am the next day. Using what i learned from Calculus,... 5 minus 2 equals 3!! 3 hours of sleep!!! Imagine taking a test with just 3 hours of sleep!!!.. Sony Video Player
..!$*oOpPsS!!!*$!..
The film just stopped! Well, I guessed that was all that happened. Got to end this here guys! See you at my wedding!! That will be soon!! Sooner than you'll ever expect!! heheh
"What a beautiful wedding!", "What a beautiful wedding!"
-Panic! At The Disco
1/23/07
..geTTinG tO knOw tHe HOTTEST GUY ALIVE!!! yoOhoOO!!..
...About Me...
Eye Color :
bLooDy rEd! sO beTTeR nOt mEsS wId mE!* rArF!!!* eheh=)
Hair Color :
bLaCkiSh bLaCk! kiNdA hAtE iT! I waNteD tO haVe tHis dYed buT tHen UniVerSiTy oF thE PhiliPpiNes iS juSt so vEry ulTra meGa striCt. I drEaM oF grAdUaTinG heRe sO I neEd to foLLoW tHe ruLeS. BeSideS, mY haiR ALWAYS staNds oUt amOng thE rEsT. mY baTchmAtEs cOuLd prOvE yOu tHat!* heheh
Height :
5 fEeT, 3 iNcHeS! qUiTe cUtE? Huh!?
Favorite Color :
bLaCk aNd wHiTe
Screen Name :
nAj_nAwO, gWaPo, cUte, kULoT, b**2x(must be censored)
Favorite Band :
6 cYcLE mInD, pArokYa nI eDgAr, bAmbOO, tHe cALLiNg, siMpLe pLaN, kAMiKaZee, faLL oUt bOy, grEen dAy, aMericAn hi-Fi, diShwaLLa(influenced by jann) aNd mAnY mOrE!!!$*#
Favorite Movie :
i LiKe aCTioN aNd cOmEdY FiLmS.. cHicK fLicKs, rOmantiC cOmedY, sUspEnsE thRiLLeR(with a touch of porno!!! just kidding!! goTcChA!!! hahah)
Favorite TV Show :
nArUtO rOcKs!! and WiLdBoYz tOo!!
Your Car :
iSLanDeR! tAtAk oRiG! TiBaY oRiG!!
Your Hometown :
sHeYbBuU cHiTteE!! hOme oF d wOrLd aCcLaiMed gWaPo.... ALBERT!
Your Present Town :
LaPu-LaPu CiTy, wE jUsT mOveD iN.. oUr nEw hOusE's adDreSs is nO. 29 sT. jAmeS sT., dEcA hOmEs aGus LapU2x ciTy!! yOu cAn viSit tHerE aNytiMe yOu wAnT!!
Your Crushs' First Name :
mELLiSa, kiMbErLy..
Your Grade :
gRaDe 5. hEkhEk. bAtA pA biGaUn nAhh..
Your Style :
hmm.. aLbErT sTyLe. iT wOrKs! cOntAcT mE fOr mOrE iNfO!!
...Have You Ever...
Sat on your rooftop?
yEp! iT's fUn! beTTeR tRy iT fOr UrSeLf.. aNd iF bY chAncE tHe sKy iS cLeAr, yOu wiLL rEaLLy eNjOy tHe sCenE..
Kissed someone in the rain?
hmm.. iN d NeAr FuTuRe.. hahaha
Danced in a public place?
yEp!! iM a dAnCeR! heheh.. (bagag nawng!!!)
Smiled for no reason
mAnY TiMeS.. aNd tHeY tHiNk iM cRaZY!!
Laughed so hard you cried?
nOoO!! mY sCrEwS aRe nOt thAt LooSe!!
Peed your pants after age 8?
nOoO!! bUt i DiD wEn i wAs aRoUnD sEvEn! qUiTe emBaRaSSinG! ** cAn wE sKiP eLaboraTinG thIs?? iT's giVing mE goOsebUmpS!! heheh
Written a song?
yEp!.. eNTiTLeD "GAWIN" WiD mY FriEnD rALpH. iTs kInDa cOoL.. rEaLLy!!. i'm nOt muCh oF a siNgeR thOugH.. =(
Sang to someone for no reason?
i SiNg wHeNevEr i wAnT tO.. sO fOrgiVe mE iF i miGht rUin yOuR eArdrUms!!..
Performed on a stage?
yEp!! mAnY TiMeS! i gUeSS iM bOrN tO bE a sTaR! heheh
Talked to someone you don't know?
nOp. iM nOt tHaT "THICK-FACED".. heheh.. i'm "sHy" whEn i'm nOt aT sKuL oR aT hOme.. Made out in a theater?
hmmm. gUiLtY?? heheh
Gone roller skating since 8th grade
nOOo! wALa nAy uSo sA ceBu!!!
Been in love?
LoVe???!!! hMMM.. nExT qUesTiOn pLeAsE??!!...
...Can You...
Write with both hands
nOoO!!! i eVeN hAvE pRobLeMs wRiTiNg WiTh oNe hAnD(particularly in penmanship) hehehe Whistle
yeP! i CaN dO tHaT! pIeCe oF cAkE! phEw!*$
Blow a bubble
nOoO. i tHiNk iTs diSgUsTinG!
Roll your tongue
yEp!! mY tOnGuE's mAdE fOr aLL-oUt KiSSin! *SmAcK!*
Cross your eyes
nOt A cHaNcE! eheh..
Touch your tongue to your nose
hehehe. LeT mE tRY!..
Dance
yEp! i tHiNk tHis iS tHe oNLy tHinG iM gOoD aT!! bGaG nAwnG!! hehehe
Speak a different language
aSiDe fRoM BiSaYa, eNgLisH aNd tAGaLoG?? nOnE!* =(
Impersonate someone
nOoO!! nEvEr!! bUt otHeR pEoPLe tRy tO iMpErsOnAtE mE... hEhehE
Cook anything
nOoO. hAveN'T i tOLd yOu dAnCiNg iS tHe oNLy tHinG iM gOoD at?!*
...Finish The Line...
If I were a ...
pUpPy iD BiTe yOuR FiNgErS oFF! qUiTe mEaN hUh?!* heheh
I wish ...
wHaT mOrE cOuLd i WiSh for?!*
i HaVe tHeSe :
a.)LoOkS
b.) tALeNt aNd
c.)bRAiNs
So many people don't know ...
mE bEcAuSe iM sHy!
I am ...
jOhN aLbErT mEtOdA! iM cUtE aNd hAndSoMe! wHeThEr yOu LiKe iT oR nOt!
My heart is ...
a sToNe!! iM mEaN aNd a pAiN iN tHe aSS!!*$ sO yOu bEttEr wAtCh oUt cOz i BiTe! RARF!*$ hehehe
...Ask me Anything...
who do you wanna slap?
sAphiRa(name of my left ass cheek.. hahaha)
who do you wanna kill?
eragon(name of my right ass cheek)
your dream
tO hAvE oNe.. heheh
do you want to get married?
oF cOurSe.. wHo dOesn'T??
i wanna be...
tHe veRy bEsT.. LikE no One eVeR wAS.. To caTcH tHeM iS mY rEaL teSt
To trAiN thEm iS mY caUsE I wiLL trAveL acRosS thE LanD
SeArcHinG faR aNd wiDe TeAcH PokEmOn tO unDerStaNd
ThE pOwEr thaT's inSiDe
all I need is
LovE.. heheh.. i"m sTiLL hOpiN tO fiNd oNe pErfEcT fOr mE.. aLL tHosE aSpiRiNg giRLs wHo wAnt tO hAvE mE.. yOu cAn cOme iN thE aUdiTiOn oR cALL/tExT mE 09157721063
identy yourself with 3 words:
cOme sEe mE..
what is your weakness?
krYptOniTe
favourite quote?
wHaT yOu aRe iS GoD's giFt tO yOu;
wHaT yOu bEcOmE iS yOuR giFt tO gOd..
i rEaLLy LikE tHiS quOtE..
shoes you weared last time?
cOnvErSe(immit!! heheh)
what is your aim for this year?
i hAvE 3 aiMs..
1.) to gRadUaTe hiGhscHoOL
2.) to pAsS uPcAt(fOrtUnAtELy i jUsT diD.. BSCompScience UPCebu.. tHanK GoD!!!)
3.) to pAsS dOsT scHoLaRsHiP(i'm sTiLL hOpiNg aNd pRaYinG tHaT mY LucK wiLL gEt mE thrOugH tHis oNe)
Right or left-handed?
rIgHt hAndEd
Are you in love?
sLiGhT?!! i cAnT rEaLLy figUrE tHiS oUt yEt.. i'M sTiLL cOnfuSeD.. bUt i hOpE sHe's tHe oNe. Ever cheated on a gf? Be honest!
hMmMm.. iS kiSsiN aNotHeR giRL aSiDe fRoM yOuR gf cOnsiDeReD cHeAtiNg??!! hahah
Boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs?
pAnTiEs!!! heheh
Will you have sex with any pretty little thing or does it actually mean something?
sEx iS sAcReD.. iF sEx oUtsiDe mArRiaGe iS a SiN.. tHeN i'M oNe heLL oF a siNnEr!! joKe!!..
Are you close to your parents?
dEfiNiTeLy.. i CaN't aCtuaLLy LivE wiThoUt tHeM.. i hAtE tO aDmiT iT bUt i'M rEaLLy aTtAcHeD tO mY pArEnTs.. cALL iT a tUrn-oFf!! i dOn'T cArE!! heheh
Where do you picture yourself in five years?
iNsiDe tHe jAiL wHeRe mY 30 kiDs viSiT mE oNcE a mOntH.. hahah.. i'm tAkiNg uP BSCompSci sO i hOpE tO woRk iN a biG cOmpuTer cOmpAnY.. i'M pLanNinG oF aPpLyiNg tO miCrOsOft.. tHeY miGht bE iN neEd oF a hOt cOmMerCiAL moDeL..
Eye Color :
bLooDy rEd! sO beTTeR nOt mEsS wId mE!* rArF!!!* eheh=)
Hair Color :
bLaCkiSh bLaCk! kiNdA hAtE iT! I waNteD tO haVe tHis dYed buT tHen UniVerSiTy oF thE PhiliPpiNes iS juSt so vEry ulTra meGa striCt. I drEaM oF grAdUaTinG heRe sO I neEd to foLLoW tHe ruLeS. BeSideS, mY haiR ALWAYS staNds oUt amOng thE rEsT. mY baTchmAtEs cOuLd prOvE yOu tHat!* heheh
Height :
5 fEeT, 3 iNcHeS! qUiTe cUtE? Huh!?
Favorite Color :
bLaCk aNd wHiTe
Screen Name :
nAj_nAwO, gWaPo, cUte, kULoT, b**2x(must be censored)
Favorite Band :
6 cYcLE mInD, pArokYa nI eDgAr, bAmbOO, tHe cALLiNg, siMpLe pLaN, kAMiKaZee, faLL oUt bOy, grEen dAy, aMericAn hi-Fi, diShwaLLa(influenced by jann) aNd mAnY mOrE!!!$*#
Favorite Movie :
i LiKe aCTioN aNd cOmEdY FiLmS.. cHicK fLicKs, rOmantiC cOmedY, sUspEnsE thRiLLeR(with a touch of porno!!! just kidding!! goTcChA!!! hahah)
Favorite TV Show :
nArUtO rOcKs!! and WiLdBoYz tOo!!
Your Car :
iSLanDeR! tAtAk oRiG! TiBaY oRiG!!
Your Hometown :
sHeYbBuU cHiTteE!! hOme oF d wOrLd aCcLaiMed gWaPo.... ALBERT!
Your Present Town :
LaPu-LaPu CiTy, wE jUsT mOveD iN.. oUr nEw hOusE's adDreSs is nO. 29 sT. jAmeS sT., dEcA hOmEs aGus LapU2x ciTy!! yOu cAn viSit tHerE aNytiMe yOu wAnT!!
Your Crushs' First Name :
mELLiSa, kiMbErLy..
Your Grade :
gRaDe 5. hEkhEk. bAtA pA biGaUn nAhh..
Your Style :
hmm.. aLbErT sTyLe. iT wOrKs! cOntAcT mE fOr mOrE iNfO!!
...Have You Ever...
Sat on your rooftop?
yEp! iT's fUn! beTTeR tRy iT fOr UrSeLf.. aNd iF bY chAncE tHe sKy iS cLeAr, yOu wiLL rEaLLy eNjOy tHe sCenE..
Kissed someone in the rain?
hmm.. iN d NeAr FuTuRe.. hahaha
Danced in a public place?
yEp!! iM a dAnCeR! heheh.. (bagag nawng!!!)
Smiled for no reason
mAnY TiMeS.. aNd tHeY tHiNk iM cRaZY!!
Laughed so hard you cried?
nOoO!! mY sCrEwS aRe nOt thAt LooSe!!
Peed your pants after age 8?
nOoO!! bUt i DiD wEn i wAs aRoUnD sEvEn! qUiTe emBaRaSSinG! ** cAn wE sKiP eLaboraTinG thIs?? iT's giVing mE goOsebUmpS!! heheh
Written a song?
yEp!.. eNTiTLeD "GAWIN" WiD mY FriEnD rALpH. iTs kInDa cOoL.. rEaLLy!!. i'm nOt muCh oF a siNgeR thOugH.. =(
Sang to someone for no reason?
i SiNg wHeNevEr i wAnT tO.. sO fOrgiVe mE iF i miGht rUin yOuR eArdrUms!!..
Performed on a stage?
yEp!! mAnY TiMeS! i gUeSS iM bOrN tO bE a sTaR! heheh
Talked to someone you don't know?
nOp. iM nOt tHaT "THICK-FACED".. heheh.. i'm "sHy" whEn i'm nOt aT sKuL oR aT hOme.. Made out in a theater?
hmmm. gUiLtY?? heheh
Gone roller skating since 8th grade
nOOo! wALa nAy uSo sA ceBu!!!
Been in love?
LoVe???!!! hMMM.. nExT qUesTiOn pLeAsE??!!...
...Can You...
Write with both hands
nOoO!!! i eVeN hAvE pRobLeMs wRiTiNg WiTh oNe hAnD(particularly in penmanship) hehehe Whistle
yeP! i CaN dO tHaT! pIeCe oF cAkE! phEw!*$
Blow a bubble
nOoO. i tHiNk iTs diSgUsTinG!
Roll your tongue
yEp!! mY tOnGuE's mAdE fOr aLL-oUt KiSSin! *SmAcK!*
Cross your eyes
nOt A cHaNcE! eheh..
Touch your tongue to your nose
hehehe. LeT mE tRY!..
Dance
yEp! i tHiNk tHis iS tHe oNLy tHinG iM gOoD aT!! bGaG nAwnG!! hehehe
Speak a different language
aSiDe fRoM BiSaYa, eNgLisH aNd tAGaLoG?? nOnE!* =(
Impersonate someone
nOoO!! nEvEr!! bUt otHeR pEoPLe tRy tO iMpErsOnAtE mE... hEhehE
Cook anything
nOoO. hAveN'T i tOLd yOu dAnCiNg iS tHe oNLy tHinG iM gOoD at?!*
...Finish The Line...
If I were a ...
pUpPy iD BiTe yOuR FiNgErS oFF! qUiTe mEaN hUh?!* heheh
I wish ...
wHaT mOrE cOuLd i WiSh for?!*
i HaVe tHeSe :
a.)LoOkS
b.) tALeNt aNd
c.)bRAiNs
So many people don't know ...
mE bEcAuSe iM sHy!
I am ...
jOhN aLbErT mEtOdA! iM cUtE aNd hAndSoMe! wHeThEr yOu LiKe iT oR nOt!
My heart is ...
a sToNe!! iM mEaN aNd a pAiN iN tHe aSS!!*$ sO yOu bEttEr wAtCh oUt cOz i BiTe! RARF!*$ hehehe
...Ask me Anything...
who do you wanna slap?
sAphiRa(name of my left ass cheek.. hahaha)
who do you wanna kill?
eragon(name of my right ass cheek)
your dream
tO hAvE oNe.. heheh
do you want to get married?
oF cOurSe.. wHo dOesn'T??
i wanna be...
tHe veRy bEsT.. LikE no One eVeR wAS.. To caTcH tHeM iS mY rEaL teSt
To trAiN thEm iS mY caUsE I wiLL trAveL acRosS thE LanD
SeArcHinG faR aNd wiDe TeAcH PokEmOn tO unDerStaNd
ThE pOwEr thaT's inSiDe
all I need is
LovE.. heheh.. i"m sTiLL hOpiN tO fiNd oNe pErfEcT fOr mE.. aLL tHosE aSpiRiNg giRLs wHo wAnt tO hAvE mE.. yOu cAn cOme iN thE aUdiTiOn oR cALL/tExT mE 09157721063
identy yourself with 3 words:
cOme sEe mE..
what is your weakness?
krYptOniTe
favourite quote?
wHaT yOu aRe iS GoD's giFt tO yOu;
wHaT yOu bEcOmE iS yOuR giFt tO gOd..
i rEaLLy LikE tHiS quOtE..
shoes you weared last time?
cOnvErSe(immit!! heheh)
what is your aim for this year?
i hAvE 3 aiMs..
1.) to gRadUaTe hiGhscHoOL
2.) to pAsS uPcAt(fOrtUnAtELy i jUsT diD.. BSCompScience UPCebu.. tHanK GoD!!!)
3.) to pAsS dOsT scHoLaRsHiP(i'm sTiLL hOpiNg aNd pRaYinG tHaT mY LucK wiLL gEt mE thrOugH tHis oNe)
Right or left-handed?
rIgHt hAndEd
Are you in love?
sLiGhT?!! i cAnT rEaLLy figUrE tHiS oUt yEt.. i'M sTiLL cOnfuSeD.. bUt i hOpE sHe's tHe oNe. Ever cheated on a gf? Be honest!
hMmMm.. iS kiSsiN aNotHeR giRL aSiDe fRoM yOuR gf cOnsiDeReD cHeAtiNg??!! hahah
Boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs?
pAnTiEs!!! heheh
Will you have sex with any pretty little thing or does it actually mean something?
sEx iS sAcReD.. iF sEx oUtsiDe mArRiaGe iS a SiN.. tHeN i'M oNe heLL oF a siNnEr!! joKe!!..
Are you close to your parents?
dEfiNiTeLy.. i CaN't aCtuaLLy LivE wiThoUt tHeM.. i hAtE tO aDmiT iT bUt i'M rEaLLy aTtAcHeD tO mY pArEnTs.. cALL iT a tUrn-oFf!! i dOn'T cArE!! heheh
Where do you picture yourself in five years?
iNsiDe tHe jAiL wHeRe mY 30 kiDs viSiT mE oNcE a mOntH.. hahah.. i'm tAkiNg uP BSCompSci sO i hOpE tO woRk iN a biG cOmpuTer cOmpAnY.. i'M pLanNinG oF aPpLyiNg tO miCrOsOft.. tHeY miGht bE iN neEd oF a hOt cOmMerCiAL moDeL..
a FoOLisH pErsOn's eXpeRiEncE (not worth reading)
I read Eragon during the days of our periodical exams and to tell you the truth I prioritized reading this than reading my El Filibusterismo. hehehMy time table had been made. Saturday was allotted for Filipino and Physics while sunday is vacated for Calculus. Unfortunately, the book was glued to my hands. I can't take it off. I was tempted to skim through the pages because the cover really enticed me to do so. But, my plan failed and there was no Plan B. Instead, I read the book and finished it overnight. I repeat, overnight. Imagine reading a 800-page book for just 2 days and one night. That was a heavy task, putting in mind the remaining responsibilities you need to attend to.My effort was not a waste. I really enjoyed reading it. The book was so well done and it seemed that I was a part of the story. The setting was described vividly I could imagine the location right before my very eyes. Well, it will not serve me good if I will keep this experience for myself. I recommend this book for fiction-lovers like me. The story does not only cater to teens but also to children. You can pick up many useful values which may come in handy. Many twists will surface as you finish the novel.Betrayals, friendship and love. Those were just a few of the interesting things that were included in the novel. The ending left me breathless. I wanted more. The ending was so hanging. There are so many questions left unanswered. So many secrets still to be revealed. I guess that is because the story is a trilogy. You can't expect the story to finish in book one.After I read the book I felt guilty. I have so many tasks left undone. I went to my room to compose myself but what welcomed me was a bunch of used clothings, a pile of unopened books and a super messy bed. I can't imagine the look in my mom's face when she gets to see it. My aim, to compose myself, was very far from reality if I will stay in that messy room. So, I went down to the kitchen to replenish myself but the plates and glassess were left scattered in the kitchen sink. After a few murmur of curses, I realized that it was my assigned day to wash the dishes. Just what I needed, a pair of unfinished chores plus a stack of unread notes. Pressure was creeping on me. I didn't know what to do, what to finish first and what to finish last. With all these things crawling in my mind plus the fact that my mom will be arriving soon; this is the perfect mathematic equation. Even Einstein will feel uneasy.Thats what you get for doing things that are not supposed to be done. I just wanted to post this blog so that people will get to realize the importance of time management. One good advice from let's say a well experienced person in this field(me), never follow the foolish guy's deed for God's sake. Following him will make you less a Upian. Trust me!
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